me: dad, sometime before we die, we should go down to Lake City and actually go waterskiing
dad: well I just did that
me: no you didn't...
dad: yes I did! I called and told you about it!
me: no...you called me FROM lake city to TELL me about people waterskiing
dad: well it's the same thing
me: it's not even remotely close to the same thing...